Imagine my Pride


Marga at 17

Future Latina Lesbian Marga, at 17

I’m posting from the Ritz Carlton in Boston after a fancy gay time as one of the headliners at Boston Pride today. Perfect weather, a beautiful day for a Pride March… a day I like to walk up to the anti gay protestors and say “Beautiful weather God gave us for PRIDE!”


If this is your first time reading my blog you may not know that I have a show coming up in New York City June 18th through 21st.

This blog is brought to you by MARGA GOMEZ in LONG ISLAND ICED LATINA! It’s about my high school years in Long Island and other challenges to the Latina brain. How can you say no to this kid?

Buy Tickets here and  learn more about “Long Island Iced Latina” It’s a real big deal for me– Off-Broadway and all and I’m looking for all the support I can get. Tell your NYC peops.

Now here’s a few words and  pictures of a few of my escapades in — do they call it beantown? 


Upon my arrival at the Ritz Carlton I was whisked away to Boston’s Spirit Magazine party at the Liberty Hotel. Imagine my pride when I walked out of the marble and gold lobby to find my Pride Boy Toy Wilfred Labiosa (sucha lesbian name) behind the wheel of a fabulous zipcar.. NO no Wilfred  are you sure  this ride isn’t ordered for Kathy Griffith?


Marga and Wilfred

Marga and Wilfred

Since the party was in a former jailhouse. I decided to read Wilfred his rights and I ordered him to call me Miss  Taylor Dane all night. 

I went easy on him. I’m usually harder on producers. But I hadn’t gotten paid yet.

Seriously I love this gay cuban and he does a lot of good for the community all year round.Plus an actual cop showed who was the gay liason to the mayor of Boston. Since gay marriage is legal here his job is done I’d think.



I usually don’t make nice with the fuzz. But this one had his eyebrows waxed. He carried moisturizer in his holster.  


These gentlemen below are known all over Boston as the ‘Hat Sisters’ They make big hats and wear them for every occasion and share a chiropracter. They told me they had made these hats an hour

before theparty. And for pride they were going to create bigger hats with feathers. I really wanted to know if they had sex with their hats on but it was my first night in town- too soon to be hitting on a pair of sisters.




I have great respects for a good host and we had one for Boston Pride. One of Boston’s most popular DJ’s Fast Freddy (pictured on left)  One of my dear friends from my New York days theater critic Tony Phillips (pictured on right) was in Boston. He missed my set because he was delayed at a cocktail party. As long as he had a excuse.

Nope I never met star attraction Miss Taylor Dane. I don’t get why she’s at all the Gay things. It’s not like she’s Judy Garland.

Lori Michaels(left) Lynette Moellner (center) and Choking Victim

Lori Michaels(left) Lynette Moellner (center) and Choking Victim

 But I am a fan of lesbian pop sensation Lori Michaels who was very cool in the dressing room and offered me some of her veggie platter several times. So I finally ate a baby carrot and started choking . Not enough for mouth to mouth. Don’t eat raw vegies around a really cool pop star. boobnatalieWe entertainers try to reach out to the youth. Sometimes they reach out to us. This photo is wrong. Very wrong. I wasn’t aware what they were doing because I was obviously looking away watching my idol Miss Taylor Dayne. For the record all of these lovely Boston women are over 21, barely, and can you blame them? I gave a magnificent show. (photo by Nataly)

I arrived in a zipcar but I left in a town car with a beautiful Latina redhead Miss Coco Lopez. Thanks, Wilfred and John, Jenn Cullen-Crawford from Spirit Magazine, my pals Constance and Kim and the lovely folks at Boston Pride.

Miss Coco Lopez and Marga

Miss Coco Lopez and Marga

12 responses to “Imagine my Pride

  1. Pretty cool post. I just stumbled upon your blog and wanted to say
    that I have really liked reading your blog posts. Anyway
    I’ll be subscribing to your blog and I hope you post again soon!

  2. Marga,
    Like always you were amazing! Thanks for coming to beantown and spending time with John and me…luv ya and see ya soon! Good luck in NY con tu show baby!!!
    Your Puerto Rican Friend in Boston (not Cuban by blood but Cuban by flavor)!

  3. Hey T/O I’m so sorry we didn’t get to hang after your set . (Got your message you were going to work so …..) BTW Kim loved your set and you . So we are def planning a SF trip soon and hope it coincides with you being there. Kill in NYC xxooc

  4. Break a leg tonight Marga!

  5. Marga, you’re the BEST! Thanks for coming to the party! Here’s another “invention” (no sadness involved):
    you are so absolutely f&%$ing hilarious…

    Please come back to Boston…for a gig. I’ll help promote it! Love the “Griffith” comment. 🙂 Your set at Pride was hilarious and smart. A beautiful day, and FUNNY on top of it. What a dream. I was so moved by the two beautiful young (teenagers) black lesbians in the front, being romantic, and OUT, and comfortable, just watching your show…this world needs more of that. Taylor Dane sounded pretty great too. 🙂 (i didn’t personally appreciate the horse guys, that was a lowlight for me.)

    Trying to get to NY to see the LI show.

    KEEP BLOGGING.:) your pals jenn and wifey. 🙂

    • Ha you knew Griffith wasn’t a typo. I do that so she can keep it real on the D-List. It was such an amazing crowd. Might be my favorite show in Boston.
      Okay let’s plan something when you’re ready. Love to you J & C

  6. Man, Pride always seems so cool whenever I see someone post something about it somewhere! All I can do is post gripes on my blog because I never get to go to one…
    This seems like one of those blog posts that would end with “and a great time was had by all!” Ha!
    You’re awesome; post stuff often so I can read stuff often!


  7. Margaaaaaa!!!! You f###g rock out with no need for a c##k out!!!! Hahahahaha

    (edited by Marga-for family viewing)

  8. Margita! I did catch the last two minutes of your set. And you killed! I was there for everything from lesbian camping onward. Fantastic to see you the other day. Break a leg in NYC. And happy Pride.

  9. Ooh, I was so close yesterday I got all dreamy with the great view of that cute gap between your front teeth! (I was the girl who yelled out “Yummy!” when you came out as a soft butch.)

    And you made me laugh and cheered me up — funny, professional and thoughtful (I appreciated your remarks about the kids in the audience, although mine weren’t there, and to tell the truth, I would have had a harder time explaining the human ponies in the leather contingent than a couple of f-words from you….)

    Love to you and keep up the most excellent and hilarious work!


    P.S. I really dug the human ponies, actually! I’d only ever read about them before….

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